Equal Opportunity

I have talked other weeks about how I expected to have the physical benefits of having sex everyday and how I was slightly disappointed that many of the said "benefits" did not work out or have not YET become pronounced. I have become more interested that there are other things that have changed because of the everyday deed and one of them is that I have become more in-tuned with my body. By listening to cues that my body tells me, I can tell when I am ovulating, about to menstruate and when I am at my best running potential. This is interesting because I can try to help my symptoms along to make myself feel better. For instance, I became a bitch again this week. I wonder why? Not anymore.

Week 17

 Day 106
Love Saturday mornings when the whole family is around and no one has to work and there are some fun plans in the mix later….Oh wait, I was dreaming about the no work thing. Oh well. But all was not lost because it turned out to be a glorious day and the kid and I were able to do some shopping followed by a slurpee run! How fun is going to 7-11 with your little ones and letting them pick out the flavors? They were amazed at all of the kinds and we tried to squeeze every flavor into a small cup. By the time we got home the Mr. was home from work (short day) and we started getting ready for a party that night with the kids. How come every time I shower someone has to bust in the door? Don't moms get any privacy EVER? Well, it turned out that it wasn't any of my kids but my Big Kid, my husband, that naughty boy. However, his advances were thwarted by the slight tappings on the door by the real kids wanting to know why we were both in the bathroom. Again, Privacy…never…EVER. After the shower I was again in the prime outfit (nothing) for some quick action so of course, it went quick.

Day 107
Easter!!!!! The Easter bunny came and pooped out some jelly beans for my kids at my house!!! How delightful. Now that my children will have a permanent sugar high for the next week, it will really be an interesting week. Even though I did not have any candy, watching my kids eat candy gave me a headache! Later on, we ended up spending time over my parent's house and having a fun time. After the sugar high was over, the kids went off to sleep and my husband and I enjoyed a glass of wine (well, a little more than one; maybe a few -Bottles) and shared some intimacy before drifting off to dream land. I don't know but drunken sex is always fun times.

Day 108
The headache continues and I am starting to think that it wasn't the sight and mental anguish of knowing that my kids would be bouncing off the walls from all the candy they got for Easter but rather the hormone fluctuation going on inside my body. Man I hate knowing what's coming next, and within the next hours...of course, that bitch is back. Great, now I have to re-think that whole "rip his clothes off and jump on him" routine that I was thinking about today. Totally went down the pisser. Eah, it feels like I haven't used my mouth in a while so why not. Since that equal rights thing in the 60's maybe I should accommodate my anatomy in that as well. Give my mouth and my crotch equal rights.

Day 109
When I am being a bitch know that I have nothing to do with it. I swear that I don't mean it, hormones play a big part and it just means that I don't feel well, I am stressed or I am bleeding out of my flippin' vagina. I am so sorry that women are bitches and that men just have to put up with their asses once in a while to get what they really want. Luckily tonight I was able to put away our differences and just give him what was coming to him without that much of a fight. I mean really, like there was that much of a fight because I don't want to lose focus on what the big picture is here, learning from 365 sex after all, I am the one who started it.
So come over here big boy!

Day 110
Tiredness is the theme when it comes to my time of the month. I could sleep all day and night if I was able to but alas, I work late and wake up early enough. Sometimes I just want to cuddle and be relaxed and babied for a while (like that would happen). So my man gets home, we eat dinner; I give the kids a bath and have to change my clothes because the kids soak me with water in the tub, as usual. In the room I change in the closet and hear someone in the bedroom; so I go about my business only to realize that my husband is being a peeping tom!!! UGH!!! He whispers, "I am so H-O-R-N-E-Y" through the hinge of the door and laughs. I laugh to myself and say "I am T-I-R-E-D!" "Stop being a peeper, you'll get it when the kids are sleeping. I really need to relax on the couch for a while"….'OKAYYYYY', I hear as he leaves the room like a little boy who just got caught in the cookie jar. So I made him wait for a little while, is that so bad? Later, I realized that it's because of my tremendous ability to use my mouth every month that gets me into this sort of trouble. I use my 'glorious' mouth and then I have to go and "re-program" him at the end of the week; it's like he is on a binder! Haha!

Day 111
Late nights are a good thing because he is tired, so am I and it's just easier we both want to get it over with. I told him that he should think of a porno instead of golf in his mind when I am doing this so it won't have to last that long. Apparently it works.

Day 112
Ahhhhhhhh….(opens mouth wide) just put it in there and let me get this morning over with. I love you hunny but I am so tired.

Does your chain hang low?

Since Friday I did not elaborate on what the evening brought us I will enter it here in the intro. So we get there and immediately were amazed at the wonderful things to do around the town. If you wanted to chill, they had that; if you wanted to get all fancied up, they had that; if you wanted to be all crazy and wild...They had a few things for that. We get there and "christen" the room and then head over to a great brewery in town (which was amazing) and later went back to the hotel to get ready for dinner. We decided on a Tapas bistro because we hear that they have salsa dancing and found that their food was out of this world! SO amazing!!! Anyway, for small plates they sure make you full but there was no salsa dancing that night apparently, we were misinformed. We did find ourselves at a dueling piano bar loaded up with 40 something's (I have to say this because some of you may know that my husband is 40 and I am 30 so that "spring chicken joke is played a lot) anyway, loaded with OLDSTERS, I commence to drinking martinis to drown out faces and old Neil diamond songs being played. Of course, my oldster (ha ha…I love you baby!) husband decided to pull me up on the dance floor and dance. I proceed to beg the piano man to play a snoop dog tune to get me back on track and away from the twilight zone. There was a woman celebrating her 90^th birthday and she never moved off of the dance floor the whole night. If I get to make it that far, I want to boogie all night at a piano bar; that's for sure. Anyway, so I get bumped around and booted by some old booty off the dance floor a few times but I will admit, it was very entertaining. We run back to the Hotel and try to crash a wedding but it didn't work because all of the people there were black. When we came through the door, the music stopped and everyone turned to look at the "whiteys" that came and we decided to back out of the room slowly. Back to the room we discover a bottle of champagne delivered by room service and decided call the front desk to which we were told that it was a mis-delivery and to ENJOY! Ha! A few minutes later we were trying to figure out how to tie each other up to the bed posts. T'was a goooood night.

Week 16


Day 99
No kids, no alarm clocks and no sense of urgency in any fashion! Ahhh…. I woke up at 6am to get some water and thinking that I was going to just relax a bit more before jumping in the shower, I dozed off again. Waking up at 10:30 is something that I have not been able to do since I was a teenager and it was so nice. Just as nice was the mid morning romp followed by some time on the town. While we were out and about I was trying to find a spot where we could sneak off and have a little exhilarating fun together but it was raining and there seemed to be too much people out and about too. So back at the hotel later proved to be the best spot for a bottle of wine and rolling around in some hotel whites!

Day 100
WOW! Day 100 is our anniversary day?! How cool is that? In the last 8 years it has been super sunny and a wonderful 70 degrees. The day that we were married it was dreary in the morning but changed to the most beautiful day ever! This year, however was cold and dull and it never changed as we made our way home. Man I am going to miss that town but I did learn that there is a ton of stuff for the kids to do so we will be back soon. But of course, we took advantage of the hotel room…away from kids….clean…..just him and me….for one last time before leaving. I really did miss the kids though.

Day 101
Today is kind of funny because I think that I have had enough sex to last me all this week with our weekend getaway. I swear my crotch is raw! It's pretty painful when your guy hasn't shaved everyday and he goes south a couple times, like sand paper on wet toilet paper. I let my husband know just how I am feeling down there and he spills out one of his famous lines, "just put some lotion on it!" "Oh like that is going to work right now? Put some friggen lotion on it? What kind of lotion does he have?!? Ugh". So I put some lotion on it and later it felt better (UGH whatever). He also told me that if it hurt down there he could let "her" have the night off and would let my mouth talk to the ol' one eyed snake that night. *Sigh* I guess.

Day 102
Did you ever look at balls? They are fun-e looking! One minute there bigger on one side, the next they are all little and scrunched up and even later still they are all evened out and loose. Why are they like that? I asked my husband just why they did that and right away he answered my question and said "I dunno". *Rolling eyes* how can you not know why your balls do what they do? I know why my nipples get hard; I know why and when my pus gets all wet…why do you now know about the way your balls hang? Does this question even have any relevance to keep going with it? It doesn't really matter because I know that placing balls in your mouth or giving them a slight tug forward while giving head can speed up the process and get you sleeping on that pillow in no time.
I know, I know…a little bit raunchy for me to talk like this but whatever I said it…BALLLSSSSS

Day 103
Our big ol' TV died. I am really disappointed because it was only 5 years old and it was huge, 67 inches! And we paid close to 5K for that thing and since fate likes to take a big dump on us every so often, the warranty ran out literally a couple weeks ago. DAMN! We bought a 51' inch and it makes me realize how ridiculous that big o'l TV was. I mean, do we really need that big of a TV taking up space? You can't mount the damn thing? Speaking of mount? I wonder if we could DO IT on that TV…I am running out of positions to try and who can say that they actually screwed on a TV?

*runs off to try it*


Yeah, ok…67 inches is way too tall for my 31' legs to do that. So we did it "by" the TV. Lmao!

Day 104
Is it Thursday already? Kids are off on break AGAIN and Easter is Sunday coming up so my Sister came by and helped us dye eggs and played with the kids for the day. It's nice to have visitors and it's also funny to see them bolt out the door after my monsters are with them all day. HA! At least they were all asleep and it was a nice relaxing time to enjoy each other.

Day 105
"Good mornin', TIME TO GO TO WORK! I ride on the bus into the city every day, I sit on the seat and I dream myself away. I dream I'm on an island with that foxy lady too But when I awaken I must be mistaken I'm on 3^rd avenue. Won't you take me away and take away me"?

I woke from that dream and woke up to a great morning with a great man. J

Forever and For Always

When I think of how quickly years go by I really have to stop to catch my breath sometimes. My husband and I will be celebrating our 7^th Wedding anniversary this weekend and to me, this was the quickest 7 years and 11 years together! I remembered past relationships that may have lasted only a few years and thought that they d…r…a…g…g…e…d on and it's interesting to know that when you are with someone that you want to be with and who makes you complete, the adventure that you have together may only take but a blink.

Week 15

Day 92
I have been feeling kinda down about myself lately. I know I have a million irons in the fire but losing weight is really important to me right now and no matter how hard I try, I can't find the time to get in some exercise. I hate passing a mirror and find myself looking at old pictures wishing that I looked like that again. I would love to have a family portrait done but I am having a hard time with the fact that I will have to be in the photo rather than the one taking the picture. I tried waking up early only to have a child up all night so that I am exhausted by the time morning comes. Or I ask my kids to play while I get in some time on the treadmill, and then they start wanting to walk/play on it and my little dude would put his hands near the belt. I just don't get it. Maybe there is some kind of alignment with the universe that states that I am destined to be a fat ass for the rest of my life. I know that this is only temporary and that once all the kids are in school full time it will be easier but, I want it now so bad. So my outlook on my appearance has had another down turn today because when it came the time to have some fun with my guy, I felt awkward and gross and it put a damper on the emotion and passion that is usually there. He always gets so mad at me when I say stuff like this but today I couldn't stand him touching me….I usually can find the humor in all things but I just couldn't today. And the worst part is that because of these feelings, I did not enjoy sex with my husband today, how terrible that I let this get in the way. L

Day 93
This was the most beautiful and warm day in a long time and the fam spent most of our time outside! Well, almost everyone; my Husband was cooped up to watch the Masters. What a tart! I swear that golf stuff could put me to sleep faster than a knock out. Come to think of it, I rather knock myself out than watch that…but I digress, I was outside and I even got sunburned! Later on, and a few Leinekrugel's later, it was time to come in and get the kids to bed. I seriously have no life, huh? Anyway, once the kids were off to bed the Mr. kept looking at me and getting all grabby grabby, I thought to myself, "of course, now that Golf is over and the kids are sleeping he wants to give me some attention…well, I don't buy that MISTER!" But aside from my feelings, I went with the flow and not too long, it was over. Sigh…used again. Ha!

Day 94
I was able to exercise today! YAY!!!!!!! God that felt great! I know that there is a connection to mind, body and soul thing and to me, exercise feeds each of these things. It makes everything more positive, even my feelings for myself. A lot of women face these issues and I think that (and I can't believe that I am actually saying this but…..) media and men's feelings toward women, create this feeling of inadequacy for ourselves. I will face it, I will NEVER be a size zero; I am just not built that way, I am German for crying out loud. But I know for a fact that I can look damn hot at a size 8, shit even a size 12 so I am going to try to keep pluggin and feeling good. By the way, the SEX WAS AMAZING today!

Day 95
A catch up to a couple of things and some unexpected things (good things) sent me into a mode that made me feel like the flash, you know, that superhero that races around in a FLASH, today. I was trying to get 15 things done at once trying to free myself up for the weekend. In the same time, the MR. kept coming into the office letting me know that I am neglecting him by staying in the office doing work until god knows when. "Tough shit, I will come out when I am done!", I say irritated. I mean really, why do I get all kinds of grief when I have a little more to do? Is it because everyone expects something from me? Well, I know my husband does expect at least 1 thing…Anyway; I tried to be as fast as possible so that the "baby" could get what he wanted. I swear.

Day 96
So I have been thinking lately that I am really amazed at myself for being with my husband for so long. I mean, he is wonderful and I am seriously happy but looking down the path that I have come from makes me feel blessed that I was able to find someone like him. I was thinking of all of the qualities that he has and realizing that he really does have it all. Funny, smart, charming, empathetic, emotional, territorial sometimes (which really is a charming trait)…..wow, it's hard to find all of these in one guy. Oh who am I kidding, it's because he has a huge DICK! :O Drink another one "L3"!


Day 97
I really wish that there was more time in a day to get things that need to be done finished ( but really, I love being busy). To top it all my kids have been a bunch of stage 5 clingers and won't leave me alone to get things done! Its, "I want this" and "I want that", "Where is that "Can I change my clothes a million times", "Where are the butcher knives located?"…etc. ect…It's like, really kids? How do you want everything when I am busy and when I am not busy you could care less who I am and when lunch is for that matter! Anyway, so finally got most of my crap done and my man comes home to me packing some clothes for tomorrow. He gives me a big hug from behind and under the circumstances, it is a welcomed break. And oh what a break it was! It was just what I needed to get me back on track and ready to finish up.

Day 98
Today is a good day for sure because we leave to go on a mini vacation for our Anniversary! My Mother will be watching the kids all weekend (BONUS). We are going someplace that I have not been too and I am not sure if there is anything to do there but, what the hell. If there isn't anything to do, I know some indoor activities that will keep us plenty busy.

3 hrs from now we will get to Grand Rapids and check into our room with a bottle of champagne and relive our wedding night.     EEEKKKK so excited!

Hawt Heelz

Ever since I met my husband, he and most of my friends that knew me around…say…18-23 years old will say that I am a complete klutz and I fall all the time. He even got me an ankle bracelet that had engraved on it "Ankles Malloy" because he felt that I should have an alter ego since I could fall over a millimeter size crack on any pavement and I was like a non-superhero. Well, it didn't help that I always wore very high heels that never felt comfortable and now I wear socks…eah, socks all the time around the house. Whoa, when did I get so boring! Well, now that I am able to see that I have become something that I never wanted to be in my life, I will be wearing my heels to school to drop my kids off and even to the grocery store. There may be more falling but who cares, I will be wearing some hawt heelz.


Week 14

 Day 85
I hung out with the kids while the hubby worked and later, made some dinner and played hockey with the kids in the basement. It was totally chill and we liked it like that. Sometimes I feel like I wish I could get out with my friends and just out on the town without the kids on the weekends but I know that one day when I look back, I will be happy to say that I spent this much time with them even if they do drive me crazy sometimes. It was a chill day and so was the lovin that night. I was still yucky so he had a nice slow blow.

Day 86
We had a funny conversation about how I used to wear high heels all the time, even when we were getting a little frisky before kids, of course. I had leopard print, red, hot pink and black stilettos, 4inch, 5 inch platforms, any kind of hot shoe, I had them and I loved them; shit, I even had a pair of sparkly, 5 inch maryjanes! I know this is nothing compared to some women I know now but to me, the weirder the shoes the better. So, since I was officially free of my monthly burden I decided to surprise my hubby tonight when we went off to bed. He went to get a drink of water and I went off to the room and placed one of his white dress shirts on and a pair of the sexiest shoes I have and nothing else. I lit a candle and waited until he came in the room. I seriously contemplated positioning myself in the door with one hand up and one on my hips but felt that he may just laugh or spit out the water he was just swallowing. I decided to just sit on the bed with my legs crossed and my arms holding me up in kind of a cocky, "I'm going to get what I want" kind of manner. He walks in and I swore in that moment when he came in I heard "hubba hubba" in his head! He smirks and puts his arm around me and starts to kiss me. Recounting the moment was a mix between porn and good old fashioned love making.

Day 87
There was nothing crazy today just normal chore filled day with the kids running around off for spring break. Why do little kids have spring break anyway with all of the time they have off as it is? Anyway, this was a late night for us and like the night before, we were both in the mood to relive it but for some reason I just couldn't get into it. Unfortunately, I didn't get to have the whole "hallelujah" moment this night. But he was happy regardless…ha! Jerk!

Day 88
So today was a much needed day off for my handsome husband and we decided to take the kids to Frankenmuth, Michigan. We got there and started to walk around the outdoor Zehnders mall and found a funny store called Woody's where we were laughing hysterically at the "fish" flavored candy and fully stocked shelves of pocket Jesus'. I almost bought my Mother a grilled cheese maker that toasts a heavenly vision in your sandwich or a coffee mug that when you get to the bottom, the heat from the drink makes another sacred image. This store was the COOLEST; they even had a toilet monster to scare your friends and flux capacitor shirts. I did manage to snag myself a cool bottle of "bitch smack those germs" pocket sanitizer. Later we got some flavored popcorn, bought the kids some toys at the toy store, went to the country store, cheese haus and had some yummy chicken dinner. Then it was time to go and see my man play hockey! The kids loved it as usual and every time # 16 would go to the bench to have a break, my little son would cry. Awww, what a daddy's boy! When we all got home it was jammy time and straight to the rooms for the kids and I did not hear one peep. Thank goodness. You know, I kinda like when the day goes this good…because I still had just enough energy to have a little romp with my guy.

Day 89
Injured my neck with the shake weight….yeah, I was hoping to get it to improve my hand job techniques but it ended up giving me a pinched nerve in my neck. No really though, I love this thing and it actually works. However, I must have been going at it all wrong! I don't understand. I mean, I even followed along with the guy on the video and everything! Even when the guy was all biting his lip and having a hard time counting to 30, I was right there. Maybe I should have gotten the 2.5 lb instead of the dude version. Oh-well, when my neck heals, I am still going to do it some more. My arms are still hurting and that is a good sign. But the problem is that I was slightly immobile tonight, oh but when I was bent over onto the bed from the floor I didn't hurt so bad and I forgot all about the pain for a second…er, make that 3 minutes or so. LOL

Day 90
Incapacitated STILL! Ugh, damn shake weights! So I will let him make up all the good head that he got in the last week by utilizing some of the wonderful products that I got not too long ago and letting him have fun with me. This is going to be so fun to not have to do much.
30 minutes later – "oh my GOD! Now I can't feel my legs!" It is so much more intense when you reach the "o" face like that. OMG he totally made up for not only for the nights that he got to have his big ol' schlong in my mouth, but Monday night non-O!

Day 91
My neck, my back, lick my ***** and my crack. EWW…Does she really say "lick her crack" in that song? I dunno, but it was the first thing that I was thinking this morning. *sigh* I love Fridays.

This whip is the whip

Week 13
I have been asked a few times this week whether or not I have lost weight, improved stress, etc… And the answer on the stress is; some days. When it comes to my complexion, not really because I have not had time to drink enough water and put on enough lotion and not to mention but sex alone will not do that. Weight loss? Yeah, like 5 lbs and that was not due to sex, it is due to a need and want to lose it in the first place. You would have to have sex for at least 3-12 hours a day in order to lose weight from it. The real weight loss is a mind game because when you have sex frequently with your partner you release all kinds of good feeling chemicals into your brain. You may get that whole "in love" feeling again and I don't know about you folks but when I am in love or just plain happy, I do not eat a lot. So what it comes down to is that having sex everyday may not be a way to lose weight and it isn't the only source of improvement in your life but it can lead to a happier, healthier life.


Day 78
I am going on a date with my hunny tonight! I am so excited to be able to go on an actual date and then we are going to meet up with some friends! So I have to make sure that everything is in order: toes painted; check, Fake eyelashes on; check, Hair all did; check, Body girdle; chhhheeeckk, Oh maybe not. I look more like a stuffed sausage than hourglass in this contraption. Now I have to take this thing off with OUT getting a broken finger or dislocated hip for all that matter. Its better off of me because I was just thinking how in the world would that be if we came home, started ripping each other's clothes off and then it takes hours to try to get this thing off. I wouldn't want him seeing me wearing one of these things anyway; he loves me, fat tummy and all. After all, he helped make this fat tummy with all the kids he MADE me have (just kidding). So later on, we have a wonderful dinner and went out and got a little tipsy, saw a celebrity, I gave some road head, he got some road head and made it home and commenced to ripping each other's clothes off and that is about all I remember.

Day 79
This morning I went to move the car and there were two round prints on the window of the passenger side window of my husband's car. This has happened before so I know exactly what had happened last night. I walk in and ask my husband when the "incident" had occurred and he turns and asks me, "what do you mean, you don't remember that?" I reply, "no, of course not". "Well", he starts " we turned passed Gratiot and you decided to go all Frank the Tank on me like you used to and flashed a car full of drunk guys your boobs" LMAO Lord have mercy. See what happens when I drink? It's like that old school movie all over again. I hate to admit this but I was frank the tank before that movie even came out. Streaking? Yeah, I think Will Farrell got in my head or something. *SHAKES head*. There are too many friends and random people that have seen me streak by them in my life. Well since it was Sunday, and the house is a buzzing with the sounds of kids playing and some boring stuff on T.V. we again, sneak off into the bedroom when the kids are not around and have a little fun.

Day 80
So my order has not arrived from the party last week and that's fine, I am a patient woman. I can wait long periods and it's ok because I have this here catalog and I can just flip through the ol' thing and have a look see at what I will be getting and get all excited! I am o-kay, yep yep yep…ok. Sheesh, this is tough waiting because I am getting all nervous thinking about what am I going to do when national ass slapping day rolls around and I don't have my whip. I think what I will do is get a bunch of big rubber bands and cut them, then take that long stick thingy that my cat plays with and somehow attach the rubber bands onto the end of it and VIOLA! A homemade whip! Too bad the damn thing keeps falling apart. *sad face* You know what, that's fiiinnee I am beat from playing with the kids all day anyway, I will just have some good old fashioned whoopee without any fancy stuff tonight.


(*walking away*…smack smack smack….clunk…."damn thing broke!!")


Day 81
So I took my kids to java jungle with a friend and her kiddo and it was so fun. I basically had to go in and play with my son since he is still a little young for this stuff and man was it a work out! I was sweating like a bulimic at an all you can eat buffet within the first 10 minutes of playing. The other day it was chuck e cheese and now this, this could be my new workout routine and the kids would have a blast too! The only problem is that when I come home there is a ton of crap to do. I really wish some things would just do itself in this house. HE HE…Yes, do its self. I once knew a couple that had a "do it yourself night" where they would apparently pleasure themselves in the same room. Uh, I don't know about you but this would not work with me. I would be like "oh, just get up here and do me already!" So tonight is a just "get the hell over with it night" for us since I have lack of muscle strength.

Day 82
Yay it's here it's here! My whip is here!!!! Yay…. Now, what am I going to do with it? You all think I am kidding but I am serious, I don't see myself using this lots and I really just WANTED it to have it. Now that I actually have it reality is setting in and I am thinking what the first step is to actually using this thing. Do I say,"hey…come here…SMACK SMACK" to him or do I wait until he is all undressed and then start beating the shit out of him? Really, the possibilities are endless but none of them seem to be the right way to approach it. Maybe I should just tell him that it came in the mail and let him figure out when to use it. Damn, I knew should have bought the bondage kit (ha ha). Really, this isn't going to work out tonight because the "aunt flo" is back and it's so not fair. She seriously sneaks up on me and in the last few months it feels like I am on it like every 2 weeks. *sigh* oh well, at least I will be primed for when our anniversary weekend comes up in a few weeks. Till then, I have some edible lube and some lollipops to lick.

Day 83
I feel like I got the crap beat out of me. Why can't men go through this at least once in their lives? I have a whole house full of stuff to catch up on and the kids have not been sleeping right. No, I take that back, they have been sleeping right…right on top of me! In the middle of the night my son wakes up and my husband puts him in our bed and now lately my oldest daughter decided that she has to sleep with us too and stealth's into our room in the middle of the night and usually plants herself next to me or on top of me. Meanwhile, the other one is already on my head. This has got to stop! Crazy kids! Besides, I really miss that 2am wake-up and half sleep quicky. Speaking of quickies, tonight's adventure was over with quite quickly. Huh, lucky me.

Day 84
I dreamt I was on an ice louge and woke up with a bunch of white stuff in my mouth. And NO, it wasn't snow. (fyi…the kids were already up in the living room when this all occurred)