Equal Opportunity

I have talked other weeks about how I expected to have the physical benefits of having sex everyday and how I was slightly disappointed that many of the said "benefits" did not work out or have not YET become pronounced. I have become more interested that there are other things that have changed because of the everyday deed and one of them is that I have become more in-tuned with my body. By listening to cues that my body tells me, I can tell when I am ovulating, about to menstruate and when I am at my best running potential. This is interesting because I can try to help my symptoms along to make myself feel better. For instance, I became a bitch again this week. I wonder why? Not anymore.

Week 17

 Day 106
Love Saturday mornings when the whole family is around and no one has to work and there are some fun plans in the mix later….Oh wait, I was dreaming about the no work thing. Oh well. But all was not lost because it turned out to be a glorious day and the kid and I were able to do some shopping followed by a slurpee run! How fun is going to 7-11 with your little ones and letting them pick out the flavors? They were amazed at all of the kinds and we tried to squeeze every flavor into a small cup. By the time we got home the Mr. was home from work (short day) and we started getting ready for a party that night with the kids. How come every time I shower someone has to bust in the door? Don't moms get any privacy EVER? Well, it turned out that it wasn't any of my kids but my Big Kid, my husband, that naughty boy. However, his advances were thwarted by the slight tappings on the door by the real kids wanting to know why we were both in the bathroom. Again, Privacy…never…EVER. After the shower I was again in the prime outfit (nothing) for some quick action so of course, it went quick.

Day 107
Easter!!!!! The Easter bunny came and pooped out some jelly beans for my kids at my house!!! How delightful. Now that my children will have a permanent sugar high for the next week, it will really be an interesting week. Even though I did not have any candy, watching my kids eat candy gave me a headache! Later on, we ended up spending time over my parent's house and having a fun time. After the sugar high was over, the kids went off to sleep and my husband and I enjoyed a glass of wine (well, a little more than one; maybe a few -Bottles) and shared some intimacy before drifting off to dream land. I don't know but drunken sex is always fun times.

Day 108
The headache continues and I am starting to think that it wasn't the sight and mental anguish of knowing that my kids would be bouncing off the walls from all the candy they got for Easter but rather the hormone fluctuation going on inside my body. Man I hate knowing what's coming next, and within the next hours...of course, that bitch is back. Great, now I have to re-think that whole "rip his clothes off and jump on him" routine that I was thinking about today. Totally went down the pisser. Eah, it feels like I haven't used my mouth in a while so why not. Since that equal rights thing in the 60's maybe I should accommodate my anatomy in that as well. Give my mouth and my crotch equal rights.

Day 109
When I am being a bitch know that I have nothing to do with it. I swear that I don't mean it, hormones play a big part and it just means that I don't feel well, I am stressed or I am bleeding out of my flippin' vagina. I am so sorry that women are bitches and that men just have to put up with their asses once in a while to get what they really want. Luckily tonight I was able to put away our differences and just give him what was coming to him without that much of a fight. I mean really, like there was that much of a fight because I don't want to lose focus on what the big picture is here, learning from 365 sex after all, I am the one who started it.
So come over here big boy!

Day 110
Tiredness is the theme when it comes to my time of the month. I could sleep all day and night if I was able to but alas, I work late and wake up early enough. Sometimes I just want to cuddle and be relaxed and babied for a while (like that would happen). So my man gets home, we eat dinner; I give the kids a bath and have to change my clothes because the kids soak me with water in the tub, as usual. In the room I change in the closet and hear someone in the bedroom; so I go about my business only to realize that my husband is being a peeping tom!!! UGH!!! He whispers, "I am so H-O-R-N-E-Y" through the hinge of the door and laughs. I laugh to myself and say "I am T-I-R-E-D!" "Stop being a peeper, you'll get it when the kids are sleeping. I really need to relax on the couch for a while"….'OKAYYYYY', I hear as he leaves the room like a little boy who just got caught in the cookie jar. So I made him wait for a little while, is that so bad? Later, I realized that it's because of my tremendous ability to use my mouth every month that gets me into this sort of trouble. I use my 'glorious' mouth and then I have to go and "re-program" him at the end of the week; it's like he is on a binder! Haha!

Day 111
Late nights are a good thing because he is tired, so am I and it's just easier we both want to get it over with. I told him that he should think of a porno instead of golf in his mind when I am doing this so it won't have to last that long. Apparently it works.

Day 112
Ahhhhhhhh….(opens mouth wide) just put it in there and let me get this morning over with. I love you hunny but I am so tired.